I think I died a long time ago.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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