i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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