Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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