You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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