toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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