PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
