My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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