I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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