what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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