The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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