I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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