So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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