A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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