I smell stomach acid.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think I am morally bankrupt
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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