Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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