also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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