sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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