They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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