your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Randomize
