id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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