I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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