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• (586): View more from Michigan

  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.

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• (562): View more from California

  The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons

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• (914): View more from New York

  Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  About five minutes ago. You’re good now.

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