Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Who died my cat blue again?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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