4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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