I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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