She said her name was "party"
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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