Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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