at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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