Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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