I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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