and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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