Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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