is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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