I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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