That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
