Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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