I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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