This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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