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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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