i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
My ass is underappreciated
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
