based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
50% drunk capacity currently
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
