I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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