i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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