dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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