The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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