what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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