You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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