This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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