He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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