nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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