Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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