it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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