its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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