she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
