He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
accomplished twins. life is a go
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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